STEP ON THE LAUNCH PAD
GET ABOARD THE COPY-FUELED ROCKETSHIP
Launch your business with sharp-edged, craze-inducing, high-octane copywriting that will leave your competitors thinking,
“How is that even possible?”
Fill Up The Tank With Precise Copywriting
A business without engaging copy is like a rocket without fuel. At first glance, everything is in place and ready to go. Except once you start your engines nothing happens.
Without the right copy, you'll be sitting around scratching your head wondering why your business hasn't left the launch pad. You have no fuel! No one will notice you rocketing across the skies and you won't attract the customers you want.
Let's top up your tank and ignite your engines. I'll take your vision and write precision copy that will have your business soar into new heights
HOOK YOUR CLIENTS FROM THE VERY FIRST WORD WITH ENGAGING COPY THAT READS LIKE A HUMAN WROTE IT AND NOT
HAL 9000.
ARE YOU WITH ME, DAVE?
Who's the nerd?
Hello there! I'm John.
But enough about me.
I want to know more about your projects and how I can help them come true or just improve them.
Let's face it. Not everybody has the time to sit down and write powerful copy.
Or, every time you tried, it came out sounding like a dishwasher's instruction manual.
Maybe you even hired a copywriter before but soon found would've been better off hiring your old maths teacher, Mr Spittle.
Whatever the reason, copy-done-right has the power to boost your sales sky-high.
So how about it, Major Tom, are you ready?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
WEB COPY
Make your web site a place you like to spend time in.
A place you'd invite your friends to hang out, or bring a date.
Get visitors to stick like digital flypaper and convert every prospect into a done deal.
Enough with sleep-inducing mumbo jumbo. Get your value across in a clear and engaging way.
Be all the rage in your sector and watch the magic happen.
EMAIL COPY
Do you want to send emails that are worth reading?
Let your emails be the envy of every inbox!
Don't barge into people's inboxes uninvited just to throw a sales pitch at them. Woo them first.
It's like kissing someone for the first time. You want to be sure they're into you before you smash your mouth against theirs.
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Mark.
BLOG POSTS
You wanna have a blog but your writing is meh? Are your readers induced to sleep by the end of the first sentence?
A great blog post should be about one thing and one thing only: VALUE.
Tell me what you want to write about, and I'll make it sound like a cooler, leather jacket-wearing, switchblade-carrying version of yourself wrote it.
Get your readers engaged like Trump supporters.
WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING WITH ME?
1 No Stress Involved
Let's have a casual chat about your project and get to know each other a little. This way, we'll have a clearer idea if we're a good match and determine in which way copywriting will suit you best. I'll make you an offer and set a project timeline.
Good, you're on board! I'll send you a questionnaire concerning all the information I need to help me understand your business, target audience, and competition.
I'll crack my knuckles and get to it. I'll review your work so far, dive deep into research, and check out what your competitors are up to. Then we can hop on a call and have a more specific conversation about your end goals and how to get the new copy to reach your audience.
2 What Makes You A Unicorn
I want to know more. If we're building a website, I need your cooperation while writing your Unique Value Proposition. This statement will reveal a holistic view of what you're offering and what you're about. These are incredibly personal and the first thing visitors read. They're also the fulcrum upon which everything else is built.
A UVP needs to describe who you are and what you are offering with pinpoint precision. If a reader can't tell who you are and what you're offering within 5 seconds, the copy's a dud.
No boom. No bang. No revenue increase.
3 Turnaround*
Now that I know what makes you unique, it's time to agro the keyboard and pump out the first draft. My standard turnaround is 3-4 weeks, though timelines may vary depending on project requirements.
*bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart!
And I need you now tonight... And uh...
Sorry, I get carried away sometimes.
4 Revisions, Revisions, Revisions
I didn't start this business to have unhappy customers. I take pride in my writing and expect nothing less from myself than 100% customer satisfaction. To this end, you can expect an entire month of how many revisions you need after I deliver the first draft. As long, of course, it doesn't stray fundamentally from the initial direction.
But be warned! I want you to succeed because your success is the only way I measure mine. So expect me to speak my mind if I feel your requests aren't in line with the highest converting copy possible. No, I won't push you off a cliff because of it (generally speaking). In the end, this is YOUR project, YOUR copy, and you alone have the final say.
I love what I do, and I aim to write the kind of conversion copy that will have you jumping with glee and hugging strangers on the bus.